You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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