Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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