My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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