Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i already hear my dad disowning me
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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