Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize