Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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