Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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