Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Mom said you looked used
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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