It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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