there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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