dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I just want nice things and good sex
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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