summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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