The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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