in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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