lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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