I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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