direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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