Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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