Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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