how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
its liver damage thursday
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