so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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