I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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