I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i love accidental penises.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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