But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Randomize
