she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
did you just send me my own nude
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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