A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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