btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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