UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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