I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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