My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just cropdusted the office
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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