check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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