Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah