so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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