i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
