She said her name was "party"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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