Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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