whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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