what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
