did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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