they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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