I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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