Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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