I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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