what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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