is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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