You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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