Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.