I'm lost and stupid without you.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
