People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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