Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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