I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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