yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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