we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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