"it" just moved
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
this will be a night to untag.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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