So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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